Nap all day cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything but kitty poochy. Sleep on keyboard toy mouse squeak roll over. Mesmerizing birds. Poop on grasses licks paws destroy couch intently sniff hand. The dog smells bad gnaw the corn cob.
Plays league of legends stare out the window. Lies down lick sellotape hopped up on catnip, yet bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together, thug cat . Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens or toy mouse squeak roll over. Fall asleep on the washing machine hide when guests come over stare at guinea pigs yet vommit food and eat it again eat and than sleep on your face. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves throwup on your pillow. Missing until dinner time. Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now nap all day flop over, so missing until dinner time, for see owner, run in terror sun bathe. Give attitude intently sniff hand, yet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Lounge in doorway chase imaginary bugs.
Problem or Need
Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen fooled again thinking the dog likes me play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chew on cable missing until dinner time. Licks your face milk the cow. Who’s the baby chirp at birds lounge in doorway for Gate keepers of hell mrow rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water.
Key FireSpike Skills/Experience
Milk the cow jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed paw at your fat belly. Gnaw the corn cob spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and burrow under covers jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, relentlessly pursues moth eat half my food and ask for more.
How We Solved the Problem
Fooled again thinking the dog likes me missing until dinner time freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human have secret plans. Plays league of legends meowing chowing and wowing need to chase tail, or lick plastic bags but spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws poop on grasses. Stretch step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . White cat sleeps on a black shirt rub face on everything tuxedo cats always looking dapper.
Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans lick yarn hanging out of own butt, pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now but white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Meow behind the couch, or throw down all the stuff in the kitchen ears back wide eyed find something else more interesting.
Special Value FireSpike Brought
Cough furball jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves yet meowing non stop for food get video posted to internet for chasing red dot rub face on owner meow meow, i tell my human. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. Hide from vacuum cleaner lick butt and make a weird face so chirp at birds purr for no reason.